The people want a self-assured man,
a self-made millionaire.
They demand an American dream of a person,
to be a little jealous of him.
They believe in a man who prays,
who humbles himself before God,
They cheer a man who uses his balls,
and never wears a condom.
He rubs elbows with the culture war,
claims victory for the right side.
He loves his smiling wife,
holds up his smiling kids to the cameras.
He knows the blessings
he has received from the good Lord.
McAllister asks forgiveness following video of him kissing woman who isn’t his wife — April 7, 2014
This is a Thing 